Friday, November 23, 2012

Three Contractors

3 contractors are bidding to fix a brokenfence at the white house, where Barackobama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Nigeria.They go with the White House official to examine the fence.The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400for materials, $400 for my team & $100profit for me)".The Chinese does some measuring &figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".The Nigerian did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks aound the WhiteHouse & whispers "$2,700. "The official says,"You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? "The Nigerian whispers"$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Nigerians and Male Children

Obama has 2 beautiful girls and is a happy man. In Nigeria your wife no born boy your village people don dey struggle to bring another wife 4 u say d one wey  u marry na witch. Male or female child they are all gifts from God. Abi Okonjo Iweala no be woman she be.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Barack Obama Wins Again

Barack Obama wins the 2012 election in the United States of America defeating Romney.

Thursday, November 1, 2012