Monday, December 31, 2012

What do u hope to achieve in 2013?

One must understand that the subconsious mind works day and night. Through a method of procedure, unknown to man, the subconscious mind draws upon the forces of Infinite Intelligence for the power with which it voluntarily transmutes one's desires into their physical equivalent, making use, always of the most practical media by which this end may be accomplished.
*Constantly seek God's word and maintain a close relationship with him
*Have great dreams and believe in your ability to succeed irrespective of sorrounding circumstances.
*Guard ur thoughts through out the New Year ie think and keep Positive thoughts and instantly rebuke any form of negetive thoughts trying to creep in your mind
*Keep a Smiling face and follow your heart
*Belive ONLY the report of the Lord regarding your future
*You can not please everyone so do your best and leave the rest.
HAPPY NEW YEAR...


Sunday, December 30, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

A Typical Market in Nigeria during Christmas Season

Well, Christmas is here again and the markets are buzzing like a bee hive. We at Xl Avenue wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year.



Thursday, December 20, 2012

Is the World going to End today?

Word on the internet is spreading like wild fire that the world as we know it will end today 21/12/12. Today is the final day in the 13th 144,000-day cycle of the ancient Mayan Long Count Calendar otherwise known as the Mayan apocalypse. The end of the world is nigh, or so apocalypse observers would have you believe.
The Mayan and Hopi Mesoamerican Long Count calendar may have begun in 3114BC and continued unerringly ever since, but it comes to an abrupt halt on 21 December 2012. Hence, the belief gaining ground among those who fall for this kind of thing that the cosmos will cease to exist today.
Lets watch and see whether these apocalypse observers are right of if this is going to be just another publicity stunt.


Fire Out Break at Murtala Mohammed International Airport.

News just filtering in on a fire outbreak at Murtala Mohammed International Airport.


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

President Obama gets caught by web

Recent post on Obama's facebook page shows President Obama and the fictional character Spiderman in a humorous battle. Public comments on the photo showed love and respect for their President. I wish my Country Nigeria would enjoy such bliss and harmony.



Support for Maina

Crowd at the National Assembly entrance Supporting Maina


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Pipeline Fire Kills Many in Lagos

It was a horrific scene on tuesday at a site of a vandalised pipeline in Lagos. Some suspected oil vandals were believed to have been burnt to death while scooping fuel at a vandalised pipeline at Ije-Ododo, near Ijegun in Iba Local Council Development Area of Lagos State. 


Minister urges 15-day leave for New Dads (Paternity Leave)


Phadermchai calls on employers to cooperate and help boost family ties from this month onwards, men will be allowed to take 15 days off to help take care of their newborns, Labour Minister (Thailand) Phadermchai Sasomsap said as he called on businesses across the nation to cooperate. See more

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

12/12/12 Baby in India

Another 12/12/12 wonder Baby in India.


Thousands of Couples wed on 12/12/12 in Asia

Thousands of couples in Singapore, China and Hong Kong tiedmthe knot on 12/12/12 Wednesday.


FEDERAL CAPITAL ADVANCEMENT AWARD (FCAA)

The long awaited FCAA is here,
Date: 12/12/12
Time: 6pm
Venue:Shehu Musa Yar'Adua Center Abuja
Event will be live on NTA.


SPECIAL DATES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

01-01-01
02-02-02
03-03-03
04-04-04
05-05-05
06-06-06
07-07-07
08-08-08
09-09-09
10-10-10
11-11-11
12-12-12
Consider ur selves BLESSED my beloved brothers and sisters as we are the only generation to see these dates. Wishing ur all LLNP...

Monday, December 10, 2012

Don Jazzy buys 170M Crib

Don Baba J is at it again. He just bought a house of 170Million Naira, Who wan try...


Friday, December 7, 2012

Snake just killed

This Christmas one should be cautious for Snakes. Abuja residents take note.


Transparency International vs Weather forcast

Shebi becos Transparency International talk say 9ja na no. 35 for curropt nations in the world  na im weather forcast too don begin tell lies abi??? I hope rain go fall true true today (7/12/12) for Abuja. Pls if it you r resident in Abuja make we know if rain fall for ur area sha so we go know, If not wahala dey ooo... hmmm


INEC De -Registers 28 Political Parties in Nigeria

The delisted parties are:   
1.  African Liberation Party (ALP)
2.  Action Party of Nigeria (APN)
3.  African Political System (APS)   
4.  Better Nigeria Progressive Party (BNPP)  
5.  Congress for Democratic Change (CDC)  
6.  Community Party of Nigeria (CPN)   
7.  Democratic Peoples Alliance (DPA)
8.  Freedom Party of Nigeria (FPN)   
9.  Fresh Democratic Party (FDP)   
10.   Hope Democratic Party (HDP)   
11.   Justice Party (JP)   
12.   Liberal Democratic Party of Nigeria (LDPN)   
13.   Movement for Democracy and Justice (MDJ)   
14.   Movement for the Restoration and Defence of Democracy (MRDD)  15.   Nigeria Advanced Party (NAP)   
16.   New Democrats (ND)   
17.   National Majority Democratic Party (NMDP)   
18.   National Movement of Progressive Party (NMPP)   
19.   National Reformation Party (NRP)   
20.   National Solidarity Democratic Party (NSDP)   
21.   Progressive Action Congress (PAC)  
22.   Peoples Mandate Party (PMP)   
23.   Peoples Progressive Party (PPP)   
24.   Peoples Redemption Party (PRP)   
25.   People’s Salvation Party (PSP)   
26.   Republican Party of Nigeria (RPN)   
27.   United National Party for Development (UNPD)  
28.   United Nigeria Peoples Party (UNPP)

Friday, November 23, 2012

Three Contractors

3 contractors are bidding to fix a brokenfence at the white house, where Barackobama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Nigeria.They go with the White House official to examine the fence.The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400for materials, $400 for my team & $100profit for me)".The Chinese does some measuring &figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".The Nigerian did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks aound the WhiteHouse & whispers "$2,700. "The official says,"You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? "The Nigerian whispers"$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Nigerians and Male Children

Obama has 2 beautiful girls and is a happy man. In Nigeria your wife no born boy your village people don dey struggle to bring another wife 4 u say d one wey  u marry na witch. Male or female child they are all gifts from God. Abi Okonjo Iweala no be woman she be.



Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Barack Obama Wins Again

Barack Obama wins the 2012 election in the United States of America defeating Romney.


Thursday, November 1, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Saving data on Samsung Galaxy tab 10.1

To save your precious data on Samsung galaxy tab, switch off the mobile data connection. This can be found at the bottom right corner of your screen.


Thursday, September 27, 2012

IQ TEST


Intelligence tests are psychological tests which are designed to measure a variety of mental functions, such as reasoning, comprehension and judgment. These tests can also be described as a series of exercises meant to boost reasoning skills, memory and mental processing speed. Below is an IQ test which if practices for a while, will help boost your reasoning skills.
 
IQ Test: Quickly read out (ALOUD) what colors you see in the words below. NB: The colors in the word NOT the word.


Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Car Crash Under Wuse Bridge

In the early hours of 25th September, 2012 a navy blue Honda car smashed through a bridge along Wuse bridge causing heavy traffic due to by standers trying to get a glimpse of what actually happened.  



Sunday, September 23, 2012

Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?


Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
 Mother:- My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr,
 wife:- He sucks mine now & sucked it 4more dan 5yrs and is still sucking.
 Mother: I carried him nine mnths.
 Wife:He was only 3.5kg den, so whats d big deal? I carry him evry night and he is 85kg now.
Mother.:- He passd btwn my legs.
 Wife:- Hahaha, he only passd dia once, he stays in-betwn my legs like evryday. Pls WHO OWNS A MAN

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Delta Community

Delta Community    
Two Communities, Ozoro and Oleh here in Delta State decided to organise a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Ozoro Community sent a delegate to Oleh Community to confirm if the competition will still hold.
On arrival, the people of Oleh Community brought 20litres of their strongest ogogoro as kola. The Delegate from Ozoro Community asked if he could taste, he was permitted. He finished the 20litres at once, and said; This is okay, wey the main drink?. The people ofOleh Community shouted; Come o! You dey among the competitors?.
He replied; Me?. No o! I no qualify O!!!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

22 ways God wants us to increase

The word increase from dictionary definition is to become or make greater in size, amount, intensity, or degree. When you take a toll and ask a number of people how they would want God to increase them, majority of them will relate it to finance or wealth and stop there. We fail to understand that God is all knowing and knows what’s best for us thus we are suppose to put him first and all other increase will follow. Thus the highest form of increase according to the word of God is that of spiritual. Get close to him and ask him to increase you spiritually first.
Other ways God wants us to increase are;
1.    God also wants us to increase mentally
2.    God wants us to increase emotionally
3.    God also wants us to increase
4.    God also wants the marriage relationship to increase
5.    God also wants to increase the parent-child relationship
6.    God also wants there to be financial increase
7.    God wants there to be increase in relationship
8.    God wants us to increase in character
9.    God wants us to increase in faith
10. God wants us to increase in wisdom
11. God wants us to increase in vision
12. God wants us to increase in favor
13. God wants us to increase in years and long life
14. God wants us to increase in the knowledge of his word
15. God wants us to increase in childbearing and productiveness
16. God wants us to multiply which is to find something that works and do it over and over
17. God wants us to subdue or conquer
18. God wants us to replenish
19. God wants us to have dominion
20. God wants us to increase in love
21. God wants us to increase in our love for him

Thursday, August 23, 2012

MAN RAPED BY 3 Women!!! Is this a true life Story or a Joke?


What a news and a most read.
The story according to Dail Trust online news reads: Many bizarre stories come out of Nigeria these days, but the one that came out of Gusau, Zamfara State this weekend will surely rank as a world-beater.
According to newspaper reports, three women were arraigned before a Higher Shari’a Court in Gusau for allegedly raping a 20 year old man. The man, Abdulrahman Sulaiman, was a Man-O-War volunteer who went to the Women Multi-Purpose Center in Gusau to help organize a preaching session organized by the state’s Ministry of Women and Children’s Affairs.
According to the police prosecutors three women, Hannatu Ibrahim [23], Wosila Hassan [20] and Rukayya Hassan [21] conspired among themselves and serially raped Abdulrahman until he lost consciousness! How did this happen?
Click HERE for full story.