Sunday, April 28, 2013

Israel ‘shoots down Lebanon drone’

Israel says one of its fighter jets has shot down an unmanned aircraft sent from Lebanon into Israeli airspace. A missile brought down the drone about five miles (8km) west of the northern Israeli port of Haifa around 14:00 (11:00 GMT), officials said. Reports suggest the drone could have been sent by Lebanese militant group Hezbollah, which fought a month-long war against Israel in 2006.It is the second time in seven months Israel has downed a drone from Lebanon.Last October, the Israeli air force shot down an unmanned aircraft over the south of the country. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu condemned the incident as an “extremely grave” attempt to breach Israel’s borders.“We will continue to do whatever it takes to protect the security of Israel’s citizens,” he said.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

International fake currency & drug cartel busted

New Delhi: Delhi Police on Saturday said they have cracked an "international cartel" of drugs and fake currency dealers, arresting seven Nigerians and a Burmese woman. "The arrested include a Nigerian couple and a pastor, along with four other Nigerians and a Myanmarese woman," said Sanjeev Yadav, deputy commissioner of police (Special Cell).The group was also involved in human trafficking using fake passports, Yadav said. Police recovered 1.450 kg of party drug methaquolone, 2.5 grams of cocaine, fake currency with a face value of U$10,000, and Rs.15,000.They also recovered 19 passports, including a fake Indian one and seven blank Ghana passports, 15 mobile phones and 35 SIM cards, among other articles. The arrested are Olatide Morrison, 55, his wife Deborah, 47, Myanmarese national Lal Chhan Chhuahi, 29, Nelson, 31, Chima Nakappa, 29, Elozie, 60, and Steve, 36.

Google Eye Glass Coming Soon....

Handsets, Laptops, Tablets and IPad. What next??? Google glass and Eye lid technology.
Google Glass is a wearable computer with a head-mounted display (HMD) that is being developed by Google in the Project Glass research and development project, with the mission of producing a mass-market ubiquitous computer.
Google Glass displays information in a smartphone-like hands-free format, that can interact with the Internet via natural language voice commands.
While the frames do not currently have lenses fitted to them, Google is considering partnering with sunglass retailers such as Ray-Ban or Warby Parker, and may also open retail stores to allow customers to try on the device.
The Explorer Edition cannot be used by people who wear prescription glasses, but Google has confirmed that Glass will eventually work with frames and lenses that match the wearer's prescription; the glasses will be modular and therefore possibly attachable to normal prescription glasses.

Weekend jokes for Couples...

Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable!"

What's the Charge???
A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car, he got to a check point. The policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out. The police had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, he said... "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you come get accident now who go go tell your people?" 
The man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five angels are with me here. 
The policeman said: "all these people inside this your small car?
I charge you for overloading!!!

15 metres east
An European pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some 'bush meat'. He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later to pick them up. He looked at the 'bush meat' they had shot. "There is no way the plane can take all this bush meat. We will have to leave a third of it behind.""But we did it last year", the hunters insisted. "The pilot took the two of us and the same amount of bush meat in a plane just like yours"The pilot hesitated, but then decided to take their word for it. "Well, if you did it last year, I suppose we can do it again this year."The plane took off. As it approached a nearby mountain, it could not gain height. it crashed into the side of the mountain. The pilot and the hunters crawled out of the plane, dazed but glad to be alive."I wonder where we are," the pilot asked. One of the hunters looked around, "Don't worry, I think we are just 15 metres east of where we crashed last year."

Urhobo Wayo
An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial in his village. After lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. His Hausa Friend asked why? The Urhobo man smiled and said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. His Hausa Friend dropped £500 inside, and said ''When the food finish, buy more''. ... His Yoruba Friend also dropped £500, saying that the man might need to buy non-Nigerian foods over there. The Igbo man brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of £1500 and took the £1000 cash notes as his change. He told the undertakers, to cover the grave and Let their friends father rest in peace...

HBD Akpors!
Akpors got a message from his girl friend on his birthday. Message Reads:”HBD Boo….LLNP,LYSM TTYL” ….
Akpors provoked and called her phone…”Kate what is the meaning of HBD LLNP and Those rubbish…?”Kate replied Haaa Akpors don’t tell me you are this dumb…..and local Oh My Gooosh ,you don’t even know the meaning of HBD and all that Mtchwwwwww.
Well, HBD means ”Happy Birthday”,LLNP means ”Long Iife Nd prosperity” LYSM means “Love You so much” and TTYL means”Talk to you later”dumbass. Akpors (angrily) ends the call and sent her a text message 2mins later, Message reads: TFY Kate.
Kate called immediately, “Akpors what is themeaning of TFY?” Akpors answered “Oh u don’t even know common TFY?” After much laugh Akpos replied TFYmeans: “Thunder fire you”

Talking Horse
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asking her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."

Silly and Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so silly and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me silly so I would be attracted to you!

I don't even know her.
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?
Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman...

Need still FASTER
---Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

The Nigerian hell
Man dies and goes to Hell, there he finds that there is a different Hell for each country, he decides to go round and choose the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German Hell and ask, "what do they do here" He is told " first they put you in an Electric Chair for an Hour, then lay you on a Bed of Nails for another Hour, then the German Devil comes in and Whips you for the rest of the day.
The Man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA, UK, RUSSIAN Hells as well as many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German Hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian Hell and finds that there is a Long Queue of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "what do they do here ?" He is told "First they put you in an Electric Chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour then Nigerian Devil comes in and Whips you for the Rest of the Day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in ?" ask the man... A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any STABLE ELECTRICITY in Nigerian hell so the Electric Chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never SUPPLIED by the Contractor, so the Bed is Comfortable to sleep on... And the Nigerian Devil used to be a CIVIL SERVANT, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and leaves for Personal Business.

Super glue
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma,
"Where's mom and dad?" to which she replied, "They're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle, ate his breakfast and went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" and she replied, "They're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle, ate his lunch and went out to play. 
Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" His grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed, you start to laugh.
What is going on here?" The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bed room and asked me for the Vaseline, and I gave him super glue."

Spell Plantain
Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one?
Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO',if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS'if you loast am, na 'BORLI'
All of them na plantain, so whish one you wan make I spell?

Have a lovely weekend.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Pirates kidnap crew from ship off Equatorial Guinea

(Reuters) Pirates kidnapped four crew members when they attacked a container ship off the coast of Equatorial Guinea, the vessel's management company said on Thursday. Hamburg based shipping firm Leonhardt and Blumberg said the four hostages two Ukrainians, a Russian and one from the Pacific island nation of Kiribati were taken when the Liberia flagged Hansa Marburg was attacked on Tuesday by armed men. The raid on the 23,416-deadweight-tonnage ship took place around 130 nautical miles off the coast of the small West African oil producer, the company said in a statement."No injuries were reported among the remaining crew members who continued with the vessel to Senegal.
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Ladies time out...

TGIF! Ladies, Which of these outfits would you prefer to rock this Friday... From 9ja girls killing it.

Saka dumps Etisalat for MTN

Popular comic actor, Hafiz Oyetoro well known as Saka has dumped the Etisalat network for MTN. Watch new advert ( i don upgrade to MTN) HERE. 
Saka has been on the payroll of Etisalat for over two years until his new romance with MTN. No concrete reason was gathered for the switch but it is being speculated that MTN may have offered Saka more money than what Etisalat had offered him. He has already shot a TV commercial for MTN.

Justin Bieber's tour bus Raided by Swedish Police

Justin Bieber's tour bus has bin raided by Swedish police who allegedly found marijuana on board Wednesday night.
According to a Swedish newspaper, Police reportedly boarded the bus in Stockholm as the bus pulled up at the arena where Bieber was performing, and found a "small amount" of what appeared to be pot. A police spokesman told the Aftonbladet newspaper . They first detected a "strong smell" of marijuana coming from the bus as they were controlling the huge crowd that had gathered outside Bieber's hotel. The Swedish report says police also found a stun gun, which requires a permit. No arrests were made and it's unclear if Justin was on the bus, or if he'd already entered the arena, when the raid went down.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Hackers target AP's Twitter, send message of White House explosions

If you follow the AP's Twitter account and were alarmed to read a tweet that there were two explosions at the White House and "Barak Obama" had been injured, you weren't alone. The U.S. stock market took a plunge following the tweet, which was sent out shortly after 1 p.m.
The tweet, it turns out, was fake, the work of hackers who compromised the AP's Twitter accounts following phishing attempts on the organization's corporate network.
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

French embassy in Tripoli Libya hit by car bomb

A car bomb has exploded outside the French embassy in the Libyan capital Tripoli, wounding two French guards and several residents.The blast in Tripoli destroyed the embassy’s ground-floor reception area and perimeter wall, as well as damaging neighbouring homes and shops.
French President Francois Hollande called on Libya to act swiftly over this “unacceptable” attack.It is the first major attack on a foreign embassy in the Libyan capital.
Tuesday’s explosion happened shortly after 07:00 (05:00 GMT) in a smart residential area of Tripoli. One of the embassy’s guards was severely injured while the other suffered lighter injuries. Several residents were also slightly hurt.One young girl suffered a spinal cord injury and was being transferred to neighbouring Tunisia for treatment, her father told the BBC.The blast took place in a small side street and left a scene of devastation, the BBC’s Rana Jawad in Tripoli reports.

Nigeria gun battle was joint assault with Chad, Niger (Reuters)

The bloody gun battle against Islamist insurgents in Nigeria last week involved forces from neighboring Chad and Niger, officials said on Tuesday, as West African countries increasingly view jihadist groups as a cross-border threat.
A joint force of more than 100 was assembled after an intelligence report said militants from the Boko Haram militant group had moved into Baga, a fishing town in northeast Nigeria on the shores of Lake Chad, two Nigerian military sources, a senior officer from Niger and a Chadian military official said. The operation - possibly one of the deadliest since Boko Haram launched its insurgency in 2009 - highlights the shared concerns of West African nations that growing links between jihadist groups in the Sahara desert are a threat to their national security. Neighboring countries were alarmed last year when Islamists took over vast parts of Mali before French forces pushed them out.
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Digital Africa 2013 Kicks Off Today In FCT Abuja, Nigeria

Digital Africa Conference & Exhibition is an annual event promoted by Compumetrics Solutions Limited, and organized on its behalf by foremost event management companies in Nigeria – Red Sapphire Limited and Eli Business Support Services Limited.
The event, simply referred to as DIGITAL AFRICA, brings together the ICT communities from Africa and the rest of the world to do business and network among one another, under one roof for three days.
The inaugural Digital Africa Conference & Exhibition (dubbed Digital Africa 2013)  starts its first day of event today in Abuja, Nigeria and is scheduled to last through April 25.
The venue of the event, Nicon Luxury Hotel, Abuja has been set up in advance for the maiden event.
Want more information on sponsorship opportunities for the Digital Africa 2013 Conference & Exhibition? Call Foluke on +234 706 971 2589.

Jim Iyke fights Jamaican girlfriend Keturah Hamilton in public

Nollywood “bad boy” James Ikechukwu, popularly known as Jim Iyke fought his long time Jamaican model girlfriend Keturah Hamilton in public following allegations of flirting with other girls in his last weeks Unscripted reality televison series.
Jim Iyke who is no stranger to controversy was filmed in a public verbal fight with the model who accussed him of ignoring her and flirting with other girls.

Monday, April 22, 2013

187 dead, 77 injured after fierce Nigeria clashes

Heavy fighting between Nigerian troops and suspected Islamist insurgents has killed 187 people, including scores of civilians, while massive blazes left nearly half the town destroyed, the Red Cross said Monday.
Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has ordered a "full-scale" probe into the clashes, a statement from his office said."Having received preliminary briefings from the military high command on the incident, President Goodluck Jonathan has ordered a full-scale investigation into reports of high civilian casualties in the confrontation between Nigerian soldiers and insurgents at Baga," it said.
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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Powerful earthquake hits China leaving about 150 Dead with over 3,000 injured

Powerful earthquake hits China leaving more than 150 Dead injures 3,000.  scores of buildings have been reported damaged after a strong earthquake in Lushan county, Ya'an, Sichuan province, Apr. 20, 2013.
The death toll from a powerful earthquake Saturday in southwest China's Sichuan province has climbed to more than 160 people, with more than 6,700 injured.China's official Xinhua news agency says President Xi Jinping has ordered all-out measures to rescue victims and minimize casualties following the disaster.Chinese officials called it a 7.0-magnitude quake, while the U.S. Geological Survey put the strength at 6.6. The quake occurred at a depth of 13 kilometers.