Friday, November 23, 2012

Three Contractors

3 contractors are bidding to fix a brokenfence at the white house, where Barackobama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Nigeria.They go with the White House official to examine the fence.The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400for materials, $400 for my team & $100profit for me)".The Chinese does some measuring &figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".The Nigerian did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks aound the WhiteHouse & whispers "$2,700. "The official says,"You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? "The Nigerian whispers"$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job.

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